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Loon
Type: Large, duck-like expert
Plumage: Bow ties
Voice: Says crazy, simple minded things, in black and white terms, often about topics well outside their narrow areas of expertise
Habitat: Large, expensive homes in colder regions of the northern hemisphere, paid for out of exorbitant consultant fees
Mating habits: Usually has third or fourth mate
Migration patterns: Travels often, attending conferences and meetings but having nothing worth while to contribute
