Table 4.

Proposed diagnoses.

ADD/ADHD	Malnutrition
Anorexia	Mental disorder
Anxiety	Mosquito bite
Attention seeking	Multiple sclerosis
Celiac	Oversleeping
Chronic blepharitis/conjunctivitis	Pain amplification syndrome
Chronic constipation	PANDAS
Chronic fatigue syndrome	Patellofemoral syndrome
Conversion disorder	Pediatric migraines
Cryptosporidium	Polycystic ovary syndrome
Daycare syndrome	Post-concussion syndrome
Depression	Psychogenic causes
Double jointedness	Psychosomatic symptoms
Fybromyalgia	Stomach virus
Food sensitivities	Teething
Growth spurts/pains	Tourette’s syndrome
H1N1	Unexplained medical illness
Infectious mononucleosis	Virus
Irritable bowel syndrome