Table 3. Chances of exposure with time for different COVID conspiracies.

Conspirators	L ≥ 50%	L ≥ 75%	L ≥ 95%
Public health bodies only	171 weeks	342 weeks	740 weeks
Public health bodies / Researchers	50 weeks	71 weeks	97 weeks
Drug companies	11 weeks	21 weeks	45 weeks
Drug companies / Public Health bodies	10 weeks	20 weeks	43 weeks
Drug companies / Public Health bodies / Researchers	10 weeks	20 weeks	40 weeks
Telecoms companies	5 weeks	10 weeks	20 weeks
Grand conspiracy	4 weeks	7 weeks	14 weeks