Containing extreme or negative connotations |
A calcaneal fracture is like an egg crushed flat |
Carpal tunnel syndrome is like “a rock crushing a hose”,or “Ziti being squished to linguini” |
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Invokes disease modification when only palliation is available |
Gel injection for the knee is like getting an oil change for your car |
Out-of-date inaccuracies such as overuse or damage |
You’re born with an empty bucket and if you only put one drop in it every day, it will overflow eventually (overuse) |
Spontaneous long head of biceps rupture: “Like rubbing a rope on a rock - the rock eventually wins.” |
Lumbar disc herniation: “Treatment is like repair of a flat tire” |
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Invoking fear |
Abdominal aortic aneurysm is like a ticking time bomb |
Distal radius fracture is like a canary in the coal mine signaling fragile bones |
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Hurt means harm |
Just as with a car, the motor gets older (heart) and the bearings start to grind (osteoarthritis) |
Ankle fracture: the ankle joint is like a wheel bearing. If it is too loose it will wear out fast. |
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Nudging patients towards a specific treatment |
A car with 100,000 miles will make noises, does not start on cold mornings, etc. You can either try to tune it up (NSAIDs, injections) or trade it in for a new one (TKA) |
If your car was running as rough as your knee you would take it in for service with the mechanic |
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Implying vulnerability and progression |
A bone with osteoporosis is like a damaged road with many holes in constant maintenance. |
Using battle analogies |
You will win this battle, because you are a fighter |
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Use the weapons at your disposal |