Authorship of articles in CMAJ: Who goes first?

Have you come across other amusing pairings of author names and article titles? Send them to the Editor of CMAJ by email (pubs@cma.ca, with CMAJ in the subject line of your message) or by regular mail (CMAJ, 1867 Alta Vista Drive, Ottawa ON K1G 3Y6). If we get a good response, we'll publish a selection in the 2001 Holiday Review.